Im here to kick ass and chew bubble gum! And Im all out of gum!

eh

Wed, 28 Sep 2005 23:24:23 GMT

SO CLOSE NO MATTER HOW FAR

COULDN'T BE MUCH MORE FROM THE HEART

FOREVER TRUST IN WHO WE ARE

AND NOTHING ELSE MATTERS

NEVER OPENED MYSELF THIS WAY

LIFE IS OURS, WE LIVE IT OUR WAY

ALL THESE WORDS I DON'T JUST SAY

AND NOTHING ELSE MATTERS

TRUST I SEEK AND I FIND IN YOU

EVERY DAY FOR US SOMETHING NEW

OPEN MIND FOR A DIFFERENT VIEW

AND NOTHING ELSE MATTERS

NEVER CARED FOR WHAT THEY DO

NEVER CARED FOR WHAT THEY KNOW

BUT I KNOW

SO CLOSE NO MATTER HOW FAR

COULDN'T BE MUCH MORE FROM THE HEART

FOREVER TRUST IN WHO WE ARE

AND NOTHING ELSE MATTERS

NEVER CARED FOR WHAT THEY DO

NEVER CARED FOR WHAT THEY KNOW

BUT I KNOW

NEVER OPENED MYSELF THIS WAY

LIFE IS OURS, WE LIVE IT OUR WAY

ALL THESE WORDS I DON'T JUST SAY

TRUST I SEEK AND I FIND IN YOU

EVERY DAY FOR US SOMETHING NEW

OPEN MIND FOR A DIFFERENT VIEW

AND NOTHING ELSE MATTERS

NEVER CARED FOR WHAT THEY SAY

NEVER CARED FOR GAMES THEY PLAY

NEVER CARED FOR WHAT THEY DO

NEVER CARED FOR WHAT THEY KNOW

AND I KNOW

SO CLOSE NO MATTER HOW FAR

COULDN'T BE MUCH MORE FROM THE HEART

FOREVER TRUST IN WHO WE ARE

NO NOTHING ELSE MATTERS

MIND YOUR BUISNESS!!!!!

Wed, 22 Jun 2005 05:25:09 GMT

Hello everyone! Have you ever had someone that you think of as a "semi" friend come up too you and tell you something because "they think you should know"? Not anything good mind you but rather a bunch of useless shit that will only ruin your day. Like if an ex-boyfriend or girlfriend is doing something ridiculous like fucking one of there ex's who you hate or someone is spreading rumors about you and so on. GET THIS THROUGH YOUR FUCKING SKULL....I DONT GIVE A SHIT WHAT PEOPLE I DONT LIKE ARE DOING!!!!! THEY CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT AND THATS FINE!!!!! I JUST DONT WANT TO FUCKING KNOW ABOUT IT ALRIGHT!!!!! If they ever brought it up with me then Ill deal with that situation but i hate hearing things from a third party. PLUS IT JUST PUTS ME IN A BAD FUCKING MOOD AND ID RATHER BE HAPPY ALL THE FUCKING TIME!!!!!!!! So if you find anything out that is related to me or to someone I despise and it would bother me and I dont NEED to hear it then dont tell me!! I know people are fucking assholes and make stupid choices in life but to tell you the truth...I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK WHAT THEY DO!!!! As long as they dont bother me Im not going to bother them so dont tell me something thinking your going to win a fucking medal.

On a lighter note... HOT CHICK FROM WORK WANTS TO BONE ME!!!!! I got the e-mail from her tonight. SWEET!!!

IM BACK!!!

Thu, 02 Jun 2005 00:23:28 GMT

Hey everyone! Its been awhile but ive been on my pilgrimage. To where you ask? DONT ASK QUESTIONS!!!!!! They will only get you in trouble. Okay update on my life. Things are going swell. Saw Star Wars 5 times (4 times opening weekend) and wouldnt mind seeing it again. I also got real crunk the other night with Brian and the rest of the peeps. Brian and I invented a new drink and it is called...THE GAUNTLET!!!!! Its Guaranteed to get you crunk in 5 minutes or less or your money back. Also I made a facebook account...pretty niffty stuff there..... i got a girlfriend then broke up with a girlfriend......watched a shit load of movies, television and pornographic material...... signed up for a summer class....figured some shit out to save my ass with school....found out i move into Northgate August 17th (UCF and Valencia people GIVE ME A RING)...... i started writing a story last night. I dont know where its going to go but Im happy with it and thats it.

Question: Ever been cock blocked? Its a shitty situation that has happened to me a number of times.

Boycott Vin Diesel, Ice Cube, Keno Reeves, and Hilary Duff movies! When these people show up on movie screens its not film...its a crime.

Captain planet is not a hero but rather a sick attempt by our nations government to brain wash us.

Speaking of non heros...BATMAN IS NOT A FUCKING SUPER HERO!!!!! HE'S A FREAK WITH A MASK WHO USES GADGETS!!!! GET IT!!!! NO SUPER POWERS!!!

Lindsey Lohan...WHY DID YOU LOOSE WEIGHT!!!!!!!!

Even though its going to suck I am going to see the new Jolie and Pitt film..because Angelina Jolie is my online grilfriend, ITS TRUE!!!! I GET E-MAILS FROM HER LIKE EVERYDAY!!! She so wants my cock.

Beep beep! wwooOOOAAAWWWooo - R2D2

GOD DAMN KENNEDYS! Always fucking everybody! YOU DONT SEE ME FUCKING ANYONE DO YOU! - Richard Nixon

Hayden Christenson is...is...um..DUMB!!!!

YOU WANT SOME OF THIS BITCH!!!

Mon, 09 May 2005 14:15:49 GMT

Hey there everyone!!!! Sorry for not posting in awhile but its been a cluster fuck of a weekend for me. Some of you know that I went to Earthday Birthday on saturday and had plans to rock out hardcore. In reality however the concert turned out to be a big pile of fucking donkey shit. THATS RIGHT!!!! DONKEY SHIT! First of all my knee got fucked over multiple times. MOMENTS WHEN MY KNEE GOT FUCKED OVER: 1: A woman crowd surfing fell right on the back of my knee 2: mosh pit forms around Billy and drunk redneck power slides into my knee 3: Billy defends a woman from potential beating from another drunk redneck and gets forearmed in the back by the rednecks friend and falls onto knee and cell phone. THATS RIGHT!!!! I got into a fight at Earthday Birthday. When i was trying to leave the mosh pit I saw a a larger man who was very intoxicated push a women into me and looked like he was planning on beating the shit out of her. So what did Billy do about this situation? I DROPPED THE BITCH ASS REDNECK TO THE GROUND!!!!!!!!! Then his pussy ass friend hit me in the kidneys and thats when i fell to my knees and broke my cell phone. (I got a new cell phone yesterday so you can still call me....and its the same number). Then as i was getting up to handle business security swooped in and grabbed thoughs guys and helped me and the women to first aid. I didnt get in trouble because i was defending the women from being beaten up and the other two got kicked out. So overall the concert sucked. However I did discover a band I really like now called Skindred! Crazy jamaican front man with 3 white dudes. That kind of scenario makes me happy.

FIN

THE ANSWER WAS PARTY!!! WOOOOO!!

Wed, 04 May 2005 02:17:10 GMT

Hello everyone! Bill here. Just wanted to apologize for lack of posting. Its been a crazy few days. Well it appears that I am one step closer to my goal of world domination. I met with the Production house Gods today and they have called me to do they're bidding. I am but a humble apprentice but I will soon rule an empire with an iron fist. Learn the darkside of the force and you shall summon a power that is beyond great! WE GOT DEATH STARS BITCH!!!! WE'LL BLOW YOUR PLANET UP!!!!!

I know this is an odd nerdish post.....but i had a good day because i got a job interning at a major production house! Oh and because i love everything that is Star Wars. (THE LADIES LOVE IT!!!!)

and on the 8th day God created beer......and it was f'n good.

Sun, 01 May 2005 00:14:42 GMT

Why is it that whenever I here the name Regis my left eye starts to burn? Hi! Its me Bill. I know its been awhile since my last post but I have been off my ass busy and also I wanted my last post to sink into all of your brains for awhile. You gotta love Captain Morgan! Only his rum will make me a true pirate. In other news an Orlando man inpersonates Jesus last night but is some how mistaken for Buddha. ONE! AHAHAH! TWO! AHAHAH! THREE! AHAHAH! Go ask that girl with the 18 belly buttons rings to make out with me. If you steal me a cup you can get the drinks out of my trunk. Hey......would you mind making a sand castle while I sit over here and watch?

Now that I got some things of my chest on to meaningless shit. Im doing fine today. Ive just been swamped with work aswell as other things but Im getting though it. That girl called me back.... we might hang out again which is cool.....ummmmm.... this post was alot more entertaining for me when I was just writing random shit...oh well fuck it! Im tired. I shall talk to you all later.

(Can you guess the riddle of the first paragraph? If you guess it you get a prize! Ill give you a hint: It was an event. NOW! NO MORE CLUE FOR YOU)!

I DID IT ALL FOR THE NOOKIE!

Thu, 28 Apr 2005 19:43:41 GMT

From the title of this entry....guess how the little "coffee" date went. HAHA!! Yep thats right! It is what your thinking and a whole lot more. Now Im a gentleman so I wont go into details...but rest assured it was awsome. And if you arent gathering what I did then your dense and I shouldnt tell you anyway. And I have a second interview on tuesday for an internship at a major production house so LIFE IS SWEET!!!!!!!! God it feels good to have good things happen! Wait until I tell fuck yeah wolverine and hobbit man!

VICTORY IS MINE!!!!

Thu, 28 Apr 2005 03:56:43 GMT

Remeber that girl i mentioned in the last 2 posts (god Im obsessive). She called me like 2 minutes ago (Im still on the phone with her) to apologize for the incident. Apparently that wasnt her boyfriend it was just her friend playing a prank. So..... what will come of this I dont know......but it looks like its a score one for Billy time. I will now break into my happy dance. (dances in the manner a sickly women would). Fuck yeah Wolverine is not going to believe this! I have to assure him that its not as illusion created by wheelchair charlie or he might slice my head off!

21 yall.....ill see you on the other side.

(THIS JUST IN DATE SET UP...... Im gonna meet her for coffee tomorrow after work! I AM THE MAN!!!!! Maybe now i can forget about my past and conquer the black abyss that is the ring of power! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA)

STRIKE!!!! IM OUT! But not before i kick your ass motha fucka!

Wed, 27 Apr 2005 21:04:51 GMT

Hello everyone! Remeber that girl i was talking about in the last post? Yeah turns out she has a boyfriend. She called me late last night...we talked and she said to call her today and who pics up the phone? Her boyfriend! but im not pissed because the guy really wasnt suprised (i think they broke up). So now I am a home wrecker! (SCORE!). Anyway Im kinda down about how little people are posting on my journal....i expected this to be a breeding ground for love so tell any mutual friends to fucking post or it will be there lives! Did you know that the design for the Alien movie was based off of penis' and vaginas? Crazy shit! HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE READY FOR SUMMER? Well im fucking ready for summer to be over. Reason one why this summer is going to suck: Im bored and I want school to start so I have something to do. Reason 2: I only like some people and want to chill with them but there is a SELECT few that I hate and are going to bother me all summer. Reason 3: Its fucking hot! Now dont give me this bullshit about how fun summer is and how you get to go to the beach all the time or WET AND FUCKING WILD! I hate those fucking places. Reason one: Skin cancer.....i dont want it! Reason 2: Im fucking tubby and all i do is feel weird in swim shorts. Reason 3: ITS FUCKING HOT!!! So this summer all I want to do is get crunk and hang with the hommies....NOT ANYONE I HATE!! Just for shits let me name a few other things and places I hate with every ounce of my being. Olive Garden, the post office, the bank, postage stamps, care bears (CARE COUSINS RULE), non digital photos, chat rooms, ANY REALITY SHOW OTHER THEN PROJECT GREENLIGHT!!!, people who talk on the phone while watching tv (more imprtantly when other people are watching tv with them), the color pink, certain shades of red, herpies, sex dice, G.W.B., cats, pop up ads, junk mail, people who say they are into kevin smith and have only seen Jay and silent bob strike back,trying to convince yourself who hate certain things, thinking of things you lost and tried so hard to keep. There you have it! My latest post.

Wheelchair Charlie has Fuck Yeah Wolverine caught in a mind trap!

Tue, 26 Apr 2005 22:39:20 GMT

I just want to say what a nice fucking mall the mall of Millenia is! Its so clean and pretty. And eventhough i cant afford to buy anything there...i still enjoy it for many reasons. Reason One: Its shinny. Reason Two: Its Pretty. Reason Three: IT HAS A FUCKING APPLE COMPUTER STORE!!!!!! For thoughs of you who havent had the pleasure of going to this store do so right now. ITS THAT FUCKING AWeSOME! But its not only awesome for its many gadgets you can play with (JOY!) but its also a breeding ground for love. Like today i went to the Apple love machine to buy some DVD-R's. Normal right? But then I see this girl who works there! And I was like "WO!" in a total Joey Lawrence way. She had this punk type look to her......cool looking hair... a toatoo on her arm......she was pretty....and peep this SHE KNOWS A SHIT LOAD ABOUT FILM!!!!! So I play out the scenerio in my head."Me: Hey baby whats your sign? HER: Whatever sign you want me to be! ME: I like that. so you know alot about apple computers and film huh? HER: Yeah. ME: Could you show me a thing or two? HER: sure! Heres my number. I get off at 7. ME: Aight." So now that i planned what i was going to do.... I was about to move in....and then it happened! She said hello can I help you? And i couldnt say a god damn word. I was like "huuuuuuh.......yeah can you point me in the direction of your DVD-R's?" she said "Sure". And at this point all i can think about is how much of a fucking retard I am and how she probably thinks im a retard. So She brings me to the register and I think all is lost...THEN LUCK STRIKES!!!!!! "I like your shirt" she says. and I go "Thanks I got it at Target" then she says "cool". I try to pull the situation all the way out of the gutter by making a quick witty remark...she laughs.... ITS A HOME RUN!!! " You live around here?" she asks. "yeah" I said.... "I live towards Kissimmee". She says awsome...... then she gives me my reciept but before she gives it to me she writes something on it......and what was it you ask? HER FUCKING NAME A PHONE NUMBER! FUCK YEAH!!!! So Bill still has some juice left..... Im gonna give her a call and maybe we will hang out..... its too early to say. But needless to say when i left the store I started celebrating straight Beserker style with the claws out and everything. Victory for me......defeat for my enemies. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. BEEFYANIA RULES!!!!!! FAKKIR! FAKKIR! FAKKIR!

Ben Affleck kissing a lesbian? ewwwwww!

Tue, 26 Apr 2005 00:38:10 GMT

I seem to be caught up with this notion that things will get better. Fact One: Things will never get better until you stand up and change things. Fact Two: I hate it when people say that! Sure i can get laid whenever i want.... its true....its been true since i was 16! but sometimes you just want someone to hold you, understand you and love you. Now dont get me wrong sex is great. I fucking LOVE IT! Btu why the fuck cant I meet someone who I loves me back and wont treat me like shit. Fact One: Your too nice and you let people walk all over you. Fact Two: Eventhough girl bitch about wanting a nice guy they will never consider you. Fact Three: THIS SUCKS ASS!!!!!! Eventhough this post kinda goes against my feelings of not putting personal shit on Live journal I felt like saying it. This post isnt directed to anyone person so please dont start reading too much into it. Oh well..... think what you want though i really dont give a shit! But if you start talking smack Im gonna have fuck yeah Wolverine cut Meg Ryans head off.

Well, Well, Well!

Sat, 23 Apr 2005 21:52:10 GMT

Well it appears that victory is mine! I was deep into the belly of the beast and I cast it down to its mighty knees. Not even I foresaw this out come but rest assured it happened. Now i climb onto my mighty steed and ride away in glory. But there will be no rest for me. For my axe needs blood. So I and the rest of the 4 horseman will ride into war, grab the flag of victory and spit in the faces of our enemies. For we are war horses and we cant be stopped BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry for the speech but Im in pretty hi spirits! Things seem to finally be going well. No me and my companions can get to work and entertain you all!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! KILLA JEW!!! TELL THEM WHERE WE ARE FROM!!!!!!!!!!

Oh what a day

Thu, 21 Apr 2005 18:54:27 GMT

Hello everyone! Its time for yet another post by Bill. Todays topic is people talking shit. You know what really makes me mad? When people talk shit about you behind your back and then you have to hear about it from someone else. I guess thats one of the downfalls of this Live journal world is that people like to post shitty comments about you on there own live journal but dont tell you about it......and then someone reads there journal, tells you what they said, then you get all pissed off because then you have to read it and it hurts because now others are going to read that post who are mutual friends of the 2 parties in question, and are going to judge you based of what the other person posted. That is not cool. But people are going to do whatever they want anyway so fuck it! and heres a product from our sponsors!

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FIRST POST

Wed, 20 Apr 2005 20:44:46 GMT

Hey there little boys and girls! Welcome to my first post. As you may have noticed Im not going to be following the same ways of most live journal people by telling you straight out every detail of my life! I will more so let read between the lines. Feel free to comment however with straight foward responses because eventhough I like to make other people guess what Im thinking I myself hate guessing. So, with that said I am going to try to post something everyday or every otherday that will tickle your imagination aswell as other parts of your mental and physical selfs. Well have a great day and ill see YOU IN HELL YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!!!! HAHAHA....scratch that im just kidding. But really now piss off unless you have anything contructive to say...or want to give me sweet lovin.